Another suggestion on balancing the competitive
situation in a one-sided game
Hey, we've all been there. Your team is playing an opponent who just isn't
competitive with you. How do you finish the match with everyone walking
away happy? Well, the time to consider what to do isn't during the match
itself. It is important to think of a good plan and discuss it with your
team well before you step on a field.
Your plan is going to impact three groups of people: your team, your
opponent's team, and the spectators - especially if they paid money to get
in. If you take time to consider everyone's feelings, a lot of the
standard solutions fail. Keep-away or related "touch games" are boring for
both of the teams and for the fans. Requiring conditions to be met prior
to allowing your team to shoot is not only insulting, but it turns a fun
activity into practice. Playing shorthanded is the absolute worst thing
you can do.
Before I offer my solution, let's talk about avoiding a blowout in the
first place. Everyone likes to give their defenders their time up top, the
secret is to do it while the other team still thinks it's in the match.
I've avoided a lot of problems by turning the hounds loose at 3-0 and
calling them off at six. Many times the scoring stopped at four or five.
Hey, that's why they're defenders! If the scoring gets to six, I return my
offensive starters and we begin to play "negative shooting." The rules are
simple. Your team continues its fine play, works hard to earn a shot on
goal, and then shoots to miss. A perfect negative shot grazes the outside
of the post as it rolls over the goal line. It's that simple.
There's more to it than that, of course. First, do not allow shots over
the crossbar, as that teaches bad habits. Second, instruct your players to
act pleased if they accidentally score. There is nothing worse than
apologizing for a score. This is why I return my starters. They score
often enough to be willing to miss. Third, talk about this with your team
at practice. This is a good cool down topic. Remind them to keep a serious
demeanor while they play. Ask them about how they would feel under a
similar circumstance and guide them to the solution that disguising their
purpose is the best way to insure a good experience for their opponents.
Discussing sportsmanship with your team is always a good thing.
I've also used this game in practice, especially when I wanted to change
the point of attack and to introduce the negative shooting concept to my
players. Just place a cone outside each post and shoot accordingly.
There's two good ways to implement this short of shouting "O.K. Let's
begin shooting negative!" The first is to make the change a half time
adjustment. However, if things get out of hand too quickly, you can tell
your forwards to quietly inform their teammates after they enter. If
you've done a good job of preparation, things will go smoothly. If you do
it well, only really sophisticated watchers will guess what you are doing.
Best thing is that if the other team doesn't know what you are doing, they
can't be offended. My favorite match moment occurred when the opposing
coach said "We sure played better in the second half!" as we shook hands.
I said, "You sure did, Coach, invite us back again!"
Whatever you do, don't include this in your pre game remarks or your
blowout will become a 1-0 struggle.
Best team complement I ever received came from the mom of one of our
opponents. She told me that her daughter looked forward to playing us even
though she knew that they would probably lose. She said that we were fun
to play and didn't act smart. I hope that all of you can have that
experience.
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